He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
Measuring your booze intake in glasses is like measuring Rosie O'Donnell's weight in ounces.
You were too busy being proud of your penis shaped pancakes to notice...
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
I can't believe I got dumped for a fat chick, but at least I got four and a half years worth of free shit. So we can call it even.
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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