Buhtt sex?
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
i walked in on you eating. you had the fridge wide open and you were rotating between steak and handfuls of captain crunch.
Drunk me thought he was hot enough to overlook the fact that he had poison ivy and still have sex with him. Sober me wants to know if you have any calamine lotion.
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
...I can smell the alcohol on your breath through that text
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
Im like a hedgehog. Easy to corner or get within reach, but tough to get right close to. Like a rooster with its feathers surgically replaced with razors
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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