Hi Jason, it's Liz. We dont need you to pick us up anymore. I dont care if you will be here in a milisecond. And you should know im wearing really amazing shoes.
he invited me to an all week drinking party at his house. apparently he knows the key to my heart is booze shaped.
well there was some sort of sex marathon going on in my house last night..jess and i vs my parents...and im ashamed to say that we lost and my parents out-sexed us
I made out with a deaf person. Also I've been drunk 11 days in a row now.
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
i just walked downstairs to find my brother wearing a crossingguards vest and boxers. when i asked him where he got it he just looked at me, smiled, and kept feeding the dog yogurt
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
I'm doing an Uber ride of shame in a red, white and blue bikini top and America shorts. Good for me.
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
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