It's true. Ladies love me because I'm so strong and they feel safe. Not because of my pseudo charm and their impaired judgement after several drinks...
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
The words "my birth control fell out" should never be spoken
you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
Just told myself the phrase "You're not THAT single" while dressing myself
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
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