were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
btw, i had a dream i drank 260-proof vodka last night. thank god that doesn't exist in real life.
He taught me how to drive a stick by using his dick. He even made the whurrrr noise so I knew when to change gears.
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
PS: I just woke up from my shower
I drunkenly transformed into shehulk last night and lifted every single guy off the ground bc one guy told me that there was no way I was strong enough. Don't worry, I proved them wrong. Stupid stereotypical men.
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
Check snapchat. Selfie game still on point mid vomit.
Twas still the Saturday before Christmas \nAnd it’s still fucking snowing\nAnd Steve wished he slowed down \nOn all the fucking drinking
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
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