sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
The sound guy for the band told me id make a great valentines gift for his bisexual girlfriend
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
It's not Christmas until you get a photo from an ex wearing a Santa hat and red boxers... And then you just respond with, "nope."
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
His nipple licking is glorious
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