i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
btw, i had a dream i drank 260-proof vodka last night. thank god that doesn't exist in real life.
just threw up on dog. broke microwave with cheese and spoon. having a bath with my barbies singing final countdown.
before you ask yes i found the absinthe under your bed. ITS THE FINAL COUNTDOWWWWNNNNNN
it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
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