I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
Do you know what the cost code is for strip clubs? I'm filling out my company expense report right now
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
Where'd you go last night?
Don't EVER let me photobomb a group of lesbians again. They made me their "straight mascot" and I ended up singing Donna summer tunes for beers at their apartment complex.
I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
Successfully put eye drops in while driving with my glasses on. Stoner level: expert
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
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