question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
Hey, please tell me that you and dad are having actual steaks tonight and I did not just get sexted by my dad
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
You go to bars with sophisticated older men, I steal lawn ornaments. Priorities
reason #326 why I'm still single.... my date just told me there's a little boy ghost that lives in his closet because he likes his music.
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
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