Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
She was running around the bar, demanding everyone call her Jesus or else she would attack them like a llama. ack.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
If I am telling you about the details of the shits I take I probably don't want to have sex with you. Probably.
I just put vodka in my apple sauce. Spice up your fucking life.
My lighter is stuck in my beard.
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
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