Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
We ran out of toilet paper the last week, so we just took showers to pee
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
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