Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
She called him at 5 AM so that he'd be ready for her birthday breakfast and drinks at 6. This is why people don't need to wait until their 21st to have their first drink.
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
also, i'm not sure if i'm proud to say this but our regional manager's hot fiance was grinding on me at the reception while he stood and watched.
i suppose that explains why he told me he plans on promoting you this Friday.
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
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