There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
you always know who the new freshman are on fb because theyre always wearing prom dresses
I wish I was that guy from the miller light commercials so I could walk into parties and take peoples beer without getting yelled at
I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
She showed me her prom dress from 2001, which still had her date's cum stain on it.
Oh, so that's why you call her jizzarella....
Wore last nights jeans to Christmas Dinner with the fam, found a half gram of blow, while they're praying ill be railing.
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
Recycling day makes me feel more like an alcoholic than regular days.
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
You called me last night and said you had a vision that a cat made you a sandwich. You were tripping way too hard
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
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