Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
I could not actually bring myself to utter the phrase "donkey cock" in front of my father. Not possible.
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
he cancelled our romantic dinner reservations so we could stay home and watch a Rocky movie marathon and order pizza. i know i should be upset but i think i'm kinda in love.
Talked a police officer into driving us the 1/2 mile home from the bars because we didn't want to walk. I never knew the back of cop Cars had plastic seats.
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
It's a combination of amazing uncoordination, bad luck, and sheer determination to cause destruction wherever I go.
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
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