ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
So how do I get back in good graces for trying to trade you for superbowl tickets?
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
Guess who's now on the no-fly list? If you guessed me, you'd be right.
Oh my god my purse is too heavy for me to dance with boys cause it has too many stolen sink faucets in it
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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