I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
The good news is the bleeding stopped. I think I'm going to sober up before I tell you the bad news though.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
come over after work tomorrow, liz and i will make all of your wildest dreams come true. so long as your wildest dreams involve drinking champagne at my house with two girls who won't have sex with you.
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
and then I said "oh, I see the price of Plan B has gone up". and the pharmacist looked at me very sadly. I was just trying to make conversation.
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
If I ever write a memoir I'm thinking "Choosing to sit in a vat of shit" would fit
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
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