This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
just threw up on dog. broke microwave with cheese and spoon. having a bath with my barbies singing final countdown.
before you ask yes i found the absinthe under your bed. ITS THE FINAL COUNTDOWWWWNNNNNN
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
After I gave him a handjob for a half an hour he told me I should be a taxidermist. I'm gonna take it as a compliment.
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
Randomize
