no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
Dude. He put me on a rewards point system for his dick. I have to do him favors now to build up to winning sex. This is shit.
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
No more morning sex. Just for once, my vagina would like to go to work bone-dry and bone-free.
Nothing like putting a Percocet up your nose because you spent your night drinking heavily and can't drink water to make you heavily reconsider your life choices
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
How are you and the lady friend?
Well, she's a lunatic, and I love sex, so we're good.
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
First day of school is awesome. I get to meet my students and figure out which of their mothers I’ I’m going to bang
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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