what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
Nothing says "get your life together" better than waking up in a tub full of your own vomit. Twice. In one night.
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
I don't want to be drunk any more. Can you hit the off switch?
Tell me not to drink and get on ladders. I think I need the reminder.. I'm clumsy enough sober.
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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