just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
Actually going to jail after your wedding is NOT part of the plan.
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
The neighborhood cougar just purred at me while I was doing yard work. I’m terrified and tumescent
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