if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
I'm playing with the baby I just found in your kitchen
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
Realized I'm still to drunk to comprehend work emails. Marked them all as unread. Here's to responsible hang overs.
FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
The convent might be a nice break from real life
I JUST FARTED SO LOUD AND HARD I IMMEDIATELY TASTED IT
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
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