are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
...i apologize for hitting you up so much tonight im just kinda in a little pickle. im going to sleep in my car near u so pretty plz lmk if you head home...
the police officer looked at my vomit and told me "milk was a bad choice"
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
On another note, convinced a 9 year old my hickey was actually a zombie bite.
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
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