Not everyone can get ass. Some people are good at building rockets. You’re good at sleeping with many men. It’s an art.
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
But what I'm actually thinking about is how everyone except me had sex on my bed this weekend and now I'm just sleeping in it with a 7 foot tall blue panda
My early Valentine's Day one night stand just took an uber home. Thank you, technology, for letting me enjoy this day in peace. 😍
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