And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
The taxi driver was cool until you left. He then started blasting enya and telling me I look like I need another line.
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
When do you sleep by the way. I was surprised when I went to work at 1 am,left at 7 am and had a text from you somewhere in between
I just vodka nap now...
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
Waking up with cheese all over my clothes and my vibrator in my pants is a sign we drank way too much tequila last night
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
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