It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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