Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
I can't wait till they start promoting the testiciplasty. Turn those old prunes into fresh tight kiwis!
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
I am one with the molecules
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
Some girls wake up to good morning texts. I wake up to pictures of an angry Shrek getting a blowjob.
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
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