weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
Woman walking into toby keith concert: 8 months pregnant, black eye, shirt on that has a picture of a boot and the words "we'll put a boot up your ass" with an american flag printed over--the sleeves were ripped off and she had a camo cowboy hat. Greatest thing I've ever seen.
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
This is a mass text: my birthday is tomorrow, and I want a full day of birthday sex. Send me your availabities. Time slots begin at noon
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
I'm going to replace you with a friend who will be happy when I find a huge penis
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
I'm way too hungover for life right now
Your "whiskey dick" is glorious but also terrifying
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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