Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
I thought he was gonna sex me but then he ran to my bathroom and jerked off
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
I stayed up for hours making sure you didnt pass out in a mountain of your own puke. But when I heard you yell AWWWW FUUCCKK, somehow I knew everything would be ok
I'm glad the dog doesn't judge me for doing leftover lines and watching George of the Jungle at 10 am
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
Buying a pregnancy test at Walmart in the middle of the night in the middle of Tennessee is not really how I imagined my 25th year on this planet starting out...
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
he cancelled our romantic dinner reservations so we could stay home and watch a Rocky movie marathon and order pizza. i know i should be upset but i think i'm kinda in love.
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
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