I have a fruit stripe tattoo on my penis. You're the only person I know who chews that gum.
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
im drunk. people are steering their children away from me. whatever it is that you called for, I assure you that I don't care. have a good night
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
I was like ahh were on two different pages, I know there's rumors of me moving to boston but I can't and I'm not adding long distance to the relationship I have with my 31 year old recently divorced ex boss
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
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