i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
My life is like a drunken tornado. All over the place and never passing up fat girls
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
Dude, I just hit your nipple with a bottle of lube while you were wearing a shirt, 10 feet away without my glasses and I only have "not bad" aim?
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
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