Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
I figured out why I insisted on leaving my sweater on the ground outside. I smelled it and I'm 97% sure I peed on it last night
Ugh I just wanna make an announcement like: Attention high school classmates: if we haven't spoken in 5 years, we don't need to start now. Please be on your way
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
I wasn't even hungover I was just mourning my dignity
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
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