how does Santa get into Hogwarts?
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
No amount of beer will make me feel better about this. It's time for Emergency Whisky
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
dude. I can hear the air.
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
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