She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
Going to a party tonight. Sorority girls will be there. Primary goal of the night: make one cry. Secondary goal: become a father.
I had to hold off a girl who was trying to check your pulse while you were passed out. She kept screaming that she was a nursing major and needed to make sure you were alive.
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
You leaned over so she could squirt ketchup in your hair and then started chanting "KETCHUP NIGHT!! KETCHUP NIGHT!!!"
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
Life Goals: never under any circumstances, pee in an elevator again. No matter how drunk
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
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