He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
Get up, biotch, before I come traipsing in there to rip apart whatever god-forsaken spoon you have going on between the two of you and your dog.
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
Terrible idea I love it
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
I just had a 10 minute staring contest with my dog. Can you come over?
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
I definitely almost just pulled a condom out of my purse instead of money for my dad.
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