Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
She kept talking about how amazing the banana she had yesterday was. Don't know if it was innuendo, stoned, or just a really amazing banana.
I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
My fridge is empty and all of my food is in the bathtub. Just.. Why?
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
You can't hold me to anything I said last night; I was drunk on orgasms.
Randomize
