He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
I apparently took a 45 minute shower, and became best friends with his mom.
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working...
He's coming back with me for the week. It took me saying "I don't wanna drive myself home... I'm better as a passenger giving road head" for him to jump at it. Rack another one up for my magical openings.
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
THE SUPER HOT BARTENDER WHO LOOKS LIKE RYAN GOSLING JUST WALKED IN. BUT HE DOESNT EVEN WALK HE GLIDES. LIKE AN ANGEL.
And on the way out from Applebee's he tried to take the basket of toothpicks claiming he was using them as a tax write off. Last time I babysit my dad on thirsty Thursday.
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