are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
i just ate two sandwiches and am debating booty calling my landlord
You need to come get me. I'm pretty sure that gravity's going to crush my brain
There's 12 honey baked hams in my fridge. I vaguely recalled you organizing a "Midnight Ham Run."
They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
My liver appreciates your vow of avoiding matrimony
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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