i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
You broke her grandpas urn and ran your hand through his ashes claiming it was pixie dust. I think thats why shes mad at you..
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
I realized just how much my daughter is MINE when I heard her tell someone "Go shit yourself" yesterday.
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
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