No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
Farmville is her only friend.
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
I need to write the inventor of adderall a thank you note stapled to a copy of my degree
should my penis look like a turkey
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
Just find a separated / divorcing man. They’re too upset to fall in love, too helpless to be alone and too horny to think straight. Smile at him the right way and he’ll be thrilled to be with a sexy younger woman!
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