just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
and than he said 'I did amateur porn for a while' and I just knew tinder did not fail me this time
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
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