North Korea, Best Korea!
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
Admitting I go to nursing school is my subtle way of saying, yes, I know every muscle in your penis and how to effectively use them.
chimney cleaner pole that expands when button is pushed then pull out. Remember that. We have to patent it.
Who are you high with right now?
I think they took out their livers years ago and replaced them with like cheese graters or something. Only explanation.
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
Just jerked off with bubble wrap. Not as awesome as it sounds.
Hey douche face I just want you to know, if you ever got hit by a bus, I'd really miss you.
Only if you died obviously.
You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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