i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
You chugged 6 beers in a row and then outed your boss at a party last night.
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
Had a dream I went to Disney to visit you and then I got really drunk and puked all over these little kids in line
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
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