More tranny stories later!
Thanks for the three minutes of sex tonight.
He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
So gin and wine won't be happening again
apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
He told me he was in a Proactive commercial. It didn't seem to work for him but he was buying me shots so I slept with him anyways.
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
I snapchatted him 4 pictures of me as Tarzan's dad so if he never talks to me again at least we'll know why
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
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