This girl is more easily done than said...
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
I woke up hungover and opened my laptop to find that i had googled alcoholism again
I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
THEN YOU WILL NOT GET TO SEE MY TITS TONIGHT OR IN THE NEAR FUTURE YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
I'm drunk but I just ate 2 heads of broccoli so does that mean it evens out?
Yes absolutlely
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
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