Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
Try not to bring up the fact that I woke up and couldn't find my pants... He might get the wrong idea.
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
Just had a flashback of dry humping a man lying in the street while Jim (dressed as santa) screams 'HAVE YOU BEEN A GOOD BOY?!'
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
Interesting occurrence: the application I use to keep track of my periods and sexual encounters just notified me it had been over 4 months since you were logged as an active partner and ask if I'd like to remove you from my options. Wow, kmsl.
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
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ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
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