no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
Went to bed with a bowl of spaghetti O's on my chest, I make my own breakfast in bed. New level of laziness
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
I've been randomly kik messaging bearded men I find on Instagram while sitting unshowered in my underpants. I'm like the girl version of a creepy uncle.
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
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