your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I woke up with a solved rubics cube in my purse
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
It's all fun and games until your AARP eligible neighbors end up blacking out in your yard at 5pm with a box of franzia. I'm feeling a great year ahead
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
so much tequila, so little girl.
That awkward moment when your drug dealer pulls your boss out of the snow
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
Are those your contacts stuck to the mirror?!
Yeah. Drunk me tried to put my contacts on the mirror where my eyes were.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
I have 2 bottles of wine, a sharpie, and a panda mask and don't have to wake up early. Can u do the math on this?
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