In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
Also, sex on a first date is no, right? Really, I just don't want to clean my apartment, but I'm trying to hide behind "morals" in an effort to appear less lazy.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
There is a video on my phone of me suckling a bag of wine from your crotch area while you say "The Body of Christ" in a Michigan accent. I vaguely remember being offended by this yet I did it anyway.
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
I'm so high I have morphed into the monopoly man. Or maybe the Pringles guy. I don't know but I have a mustach now
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
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