? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
he rolled over and started playing skeeball on his iphone after we had the best sex yet considering he only lasted 10 seconds last time.. im getting standards.. tomorrow. for now im just going to enjoy the fact i counted over 20 this time.
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
A little boy in a bathroom stall just shouted "mom where's your penis?? Is it inside you?"
My dream of watching a live dick sword fight might never be realized now. Currently sobbing, shots to follow
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
Dude i'm still drunk and i'm feeding a raccoon cereal from my bedroom window
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
I made my uber driver take a pit stop between clubs so we could restock on Xanax. #priorities
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