North Korea, Best Korea!
dude i'm inner monologue high
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
You've ruined blow jobs for me. You were the motzart of sucking dick, where every other girl is like awkward elevator music
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
I got my little bro high for the first time... Turns out the two of us stoned together is a mess. We spent 10 minutes trying to communicate with each other using just our eyebrows.
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
No, you made a silk sheet toga and held up a dildo calling yourself "The Statue of Puberty". People made pilgrimages from the other party down the block to see you.
Quote from doctor, "that is a VERY angry vagina".
I'm fucked.
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
You offered the police officer a Snickers ice cream bar and cried when he wouldn't take it...
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
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